Feeling in the gutter? These 3 bowling quotes will cheer you up!

Everyone has those days when they feel a tad blue. No matter how hard we try to hit a strike, things just don't go according to plan. 

Well, fear not fellow bowling lovers! We reckon some good ol' bowling jokes should put a smile on your face and get you rolling in the right direction.

Once you're all jazzed up and feeling upbeat, you can book online and come on down for a game or two this weekend! 

1. "One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball."

- Don Carter 

Carter was a professional bowler in the 1950s and is highly regarded as one of the best bowlers in history. Back in the day, he received a million dollar endorsement contract, which was a huge deal at the time. He's in the Bowling Proprietors Association's Hall of Fame, and has won many titles and tournaments.

And to top it all off, he has a brilliant sense of humour! Who wouldn't prefer bowling and laughing with friends over standing around all day in the scorching heat losing heaps of golf balls? 

2. "I liked the movie 300, but the title is misleading. I thought it would be about scantily-clad professional bowlers."

- Jarod Kintz

Kintz is an author and comedian who often cracks witty jokes about bowling. He came up with this beauty in his book 'Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You'. 

3. "Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain."

- Martin Mull 

As a comedian and American actor on both television and movies, Mull is known for his funny man personality. And as any parent would agree, his comment on parenthood hits the mark by cleverly referencing a bowling alley to round up all of the fun, excitement, drama, and occasional chaos of family activities!

Impress the people you take bowling with these snazzy jokes on the lane!